Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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