That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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