i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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