Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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