She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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