Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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