i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
it glows. i had to have it.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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