let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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