i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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