When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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