everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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