I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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