This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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