I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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