quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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