do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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