Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
