i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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