So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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