No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Oh god it's open bar.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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