It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Randomize
