just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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