I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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