Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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