idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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