Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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