Having a random hookup so left but love u
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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