What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
This is my gift to your gina
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Randomize
