Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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