It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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