Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Walk of Shame today included voting.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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