lets start a swedish sibling band together
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
is that a dick in a sweater?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
that is very illegal...i love you.
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