I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
lol hangovers are for mortals.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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