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(810): View more from Michigan

I'm laying in your front yard are you home

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(703): View more from Virginia

he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust

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(304): View more from West Virginia

alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2

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(217): View more from Illinois

you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot

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(+61): View more from Australia

He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status

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(843): View more from South Carolina

my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib

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(740): View more from Ohio

His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life

(1-513): View more from Ohio

Almost an end to the saga.

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