I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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