Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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