Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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