what day is it and did you see me today?
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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