Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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