I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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