Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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