She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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