you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I wish i was in the wii world.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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