i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
The power of my boobs compel you
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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