dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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