quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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