i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
