haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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