At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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