Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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