you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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