wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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