Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
