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(636): View more from Missouri

It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.

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(518): View more from New York

Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.

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(410): View more from Maryland

Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.

(301): View more from Maryland

I accept this challenge.

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(352): View more from Florida

I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.

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(512): View more from Texas

just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!

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(425): View more from Washington

I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.

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(207): View more from Maine

How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?

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