There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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