You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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