none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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