So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
I'm really busy with my period
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